an assemblage of many small parts
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wuntrum:

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happy sparkle on its wednesday monday

punchesco:

heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

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brother dubious

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“My liege, I’m afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course…”

did you know?

yggdrasillabyrinth:

fictional character “wayneradiotv” actually first appeared in Sonic Team’s videogame “Phantasy Star Online” in 2002

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krudman:

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Any non-American’s ever hear about Buc-ee’s?

The gas station that’s as big as a football stadium, Buc-ee’s?

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The Wall of Jerky Buc-ee’s?

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The wall of candy Buc-ee’s?

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Renowned on America’s highways for their billboards, Buc-ee’s?

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Renowned on America’s highways for their bathrooms, Buc-ee’s?

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Would you like to join a cult, Buc-ee’s?

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN A CULT, BUC-EE’S?

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W̵̯̝̦̊̈́O̷͚̙̥̖͠U̶̢̗̽̈́͛̈́̄͜͜L̴̤̰̻͕̹͚̀͌̎̃̔Ḑ̴̭̙̞̑͗̈͗͠͠ ̶̨̤͉̿̈́́̍Y̸̩͈͒̈́̀̆̍Ǫ̷̘̪̋̄ͅU̸̗͔͕̅ ̷̪̘͋͑̈́̓͝Ḷ̵̨̦̜́̄͜͜I̴͔̒̕K̵͓͗̒E̶̢̮̊͂ ̶̝͐̑̇T̸̨̟̣̖̗̿̃ͅO̶̻̻̖̮͙̍̓̈͋͛͜ ̴̛̬͓́͆̅͘Ĵ̷̥͉͔̬̮̊͊Ŏ̷̧̯̬͚̖̃͜Ḭ̴̩̲̄̾̈́͆͑N̴̫̒̃̌̅ ̶̢͔̈́̃̄͌̀̕A̶͚̋̏̀ ̶͔̯̽͝ͅC̸͓̉̆͝Ū̵͇͂́̂͝L̸̪̲̳͗ͅT̷̯͙̠͇͙̖͗,̴̦̰͖̆͑͝ ̸̥̳̯̜̭̹̌͒͒̓̈́̾B̶̡̰͍̝̞̈́͗̄̍̾͘Ű̶͕̳͚̽̍̊͘͠C̷̡͍̣͂-̵̟̩̭̔É̸̻̫Ę̴͎͚̬̘̭́'̵̧̈́̑̽̀Ṣ̷̊͆͒̔̒̈́?̶͎͆?̴̛̭̖̰̬̐̔͗͘͠

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ALL HAIL, BUC-EE’S!!!

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maestrosmassacre:

we need a fictional wheelchair user who does all the unrealistic bullshit cars and motorcycles do in fiction. i wanna see a wheelchair do the akira slide. i need a high speed chase with a nitro-fuelled wheelchair where the character out-maneuvers cop cars. does anyone understand me

cryptotheism:

Is it kosher to eat an angel

sexhaver:

Ben Drowned is hands-down one of the funniest creepypastas ever because like. it singlehandedly cemented the setup of “woah guys i found this N64 game at a garage sale and it’s HAUNTED!!!!” as a cliche. this guy named Jadusable kept posting videos showing his copy of Majora’s Mask with fucked up glitches, like Link being constantly on fire and screaming, or having his upper body rotated 90 degrees, or having NPCs say ominous shit to him, etc. you really need to watch the original video for the full experience (assuming you havent already), but if you haven’t, at least watch this one starting around 2:30:

so Jadusable posts the “final” update to his story and his forum account goes dark. in the canon of his creepypasta, he’s straight up dead (killed by the haunted game cartridge), and he seems to be sticking to it by not posting anything. theories ran wild - was it an elaborate scam? could it have all been true?

years later, on April 1st 2012, with no announcement or fanfare, Jadusable posts the following video, “king kong.wmv”, following the naming scheme of his previous videos. skip to 1:30ish.

when i tell you the people who took the creepypasta seriously for years were MAD mad

pepperpixel:

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- IM A MAGIC MAN -

Betty and magic man art!!!! Cuz!!!! Look me in the eyes and fuckin TELL me these two were not a fucked up / death spiral / make each other worse duo… you CANNOT!!! THEY ARE THE SAME!!! THEY UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER!! IN A WAY NO ONE ELSE POSSIBLY COULD… and! I just rlly wanted to draw them ghghg- cuz! I think there whole thing is interesting! Complicated as hell! Yes! But also interesting! Also made an extra meme thing w em too:

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nihildyke:

nihildyke:

Insane that being in your 20s counts as adulthood. Being in your 20s just feels like the sequel to being a teenager

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No exactly you get it you get it

crispywisp:

WHERE IS MY WIFE

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hbmmaster:

hbmmaster:

tumblr continues to be purchased by worse and worse companies until it’s finally shut down under the management of the yakuza

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Anonymous asked:

sending you nightmare visions of homestar runner as a heavily monetized gacha game

maxknightley:

spitblaze:

dont do this to me anon

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jarmes:

cornerfolks:

adobe is actively pushing to make art styles intellectual property covered under copyright law and artists online are doing shit like this

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you guys are all so fucked like you dont even understand what youre doing do you seriously think this is in your favour for the love of god hello am i alone in this world. youre leading yourself to the slaughter

Also, if your problem is AI art: Adobe is also making an ai art generator

Adobe does not want to ban AI art. They want it to only exist in the hands of wealthy copyright holders. They want art styles to be copyrighted for the same reason: so they can make money from owning other people’s work. So they can sue you for drawing something too similar to an art style they own

Adobe is not your friend. Expanding copyright law is far more dangerous for artists than AI will ever be

foone:

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Is there any non-cheating reason to have a calculator that has only these buttons, but is secretly running full Android?